do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns

I look my best after an entire hair and makeup team has spent hours perfecting me. When do I feel my best? When I haven`t looked in a mirror for days, and I`m doing things that make me happy.”
themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:
themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:
roses are black
violets are black
im blindblind people are going to find this offensive
I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
that’s not dandruff falling out of my hair it’s cocaine
if the pope can give up then so can i
i need friends
i need freinchs
i need french fries